Maybe you're a European-Australian hybrid!
They're all tiny, except me. Most people here are about 3 feet tall.
Gah, then I'm like a midget midget midget D: How tall are people in England?
They consider 11 feet tall to be very short
I am afraid too! I mean, Australia is HUGE. Are the people there huge too? D:
Dohohohohoho! I am afraid you have been outmanouevered my Australian friend!
If only I could respond in kind ;_;
... Que?
I thought that might be the case ;_; DAMN YOU! DAMN YOU AND YOUR OCTOPOD SLAVERY! Also, ENGLISH, MOTHER smurfER! DO YOU SPEAK IT?!
Oh I've seen it, I just wanted to rain on your parade because I am an evil man
