The Ceej v Freemasons
When I was younger, and Power Rangers weren’t banned from my country, I would often draw Power Ranger “fanfics” on the wall of the treehouse that my father built for me. One such episode involved Kimberly falling pregnant, and everyone believing that the baby was Tommy’s. However, the baby that came out (young boys drawing obscene images with felt tip pens in clubhouses... go figure) was black. So yeah. Oh, and there was a jingle, something creative like: “Kimberleeeeee’s baby”
I tried to read the TV Guide once, but that just started to get too philosophical for me. I think I’ll stick to simplicity and try not to venture too far from KFC napkins.
If you open yr. mouth for too many things, you might just catch a disease that will make it painful to open your mouth.
I'm also partial to a bag or two of AIDS.
You're a good man, I'm my own MILF. You really are.
he's your MITCH
