No, his lover.
Are you the gay part of Dumbledore?
Your mom should have named you Steve anyway. That way you could've been on T.V. AND gay! In a none gay way of course.
http://youtube.com/watch?v=pQ_UIVlLTDI
It's so scary it will eat your brain out!
SCARY.
One Guatemala to rule them all.
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