Oh man lol
It's all part of the plan.[/joker]
If you google image search "Ever think of the jerk hole" you get pretty much every screenshot from your Let's Play, followed by your avatar and signature. Thought you should know.
I was actually going to do the whole rap god Loony BoB song, not just the chorus. But I realized very quickly that there was no way I could do that without trailing way off.
Hey, as long as I am entertaining someone!
Then it was all worth it. *sheds tear made of science*
Congratulations Seph, I dub thee:
So there I was at Home Depot purchasing some satin curtains when I noticed that the cashier had a cross around his neck. I decided to mess with him because of the oppressive nature of that symbol. As he was scanning the curtains, I said, "I am looking forward to putting up those SATAN curtains." Suddenly, the man froze. He turned to me and said, "You a Satanist, boy?" I replied, "No, good sir, I am much more enlightened than even that. For I am...an an ATHIEST!" The cashier went from being frozen in disbelief to being frozen by fear. I saw the cogs turn in his brain through his vacant eyes as he tried to comprehend my euphoria. Like a toddler without potty training, all the man could do was stand there bemoaning his existence while *****ing his pants. I left the store with my head held high. I bet that night the cashier went into his basement while sobbing and masturbating in the midst of doing 10,000 hail Marys. Thank you based Dawkins.
