Conversation Between NeoCracker and Christmas

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  1. Greetings. If we were in a survival movie, I’d stick with you… mostly because you’d attract danger first.
  2. I crack all the jokes.

    Only some of them good.
  3. Still cracking a good joke?
  4. I specialize in making food from the remains of my enemies!
  5. Cook? You mean Chef?

    CONGRATS!!!! COOK ME SOMETHING AWESOME!!!!
  6. Twas but a break, during which ,any a great thing has happened! (I'm gonna train to be a cook and get paid more! )
  7. You live!!

  8. No worries Little Neowy Cracky, you will always be the one that I will tuck to bed and dotes on you with all my love. I will even sing lullabies for you.

    Screw this Bruno Mars guy who sounds like a brand for a chocolate.
  9. No, I just feel like you have broken my soul.
  10. Oh are you jealous?
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