Damn Navy kicked me out, Drill instructer looked at me funny, so I stabbed him. They don't like it when you stab them.
ITs Kitten, for you I shall bestow a usernote with the Blessings of the Pimp.
Hi! I haven't left you a usernote in soooo long! So here's one now.
Havn't ventured hear for a while. It is time for me to entertian you with a happy dance. *does happy dance* Mold Anus: I hope you no the horridness of that dance blinded me. Then my job here is done.
You can't do that to me, for I have my ways. Secret ways that would blow you very mind by simply hearing them. And I wouldn't want to do that to kitten, so I'll let you off by not revealing my own defenses and plans. Though I will tell you one of them involves a very depraved walrus.
Well, now that you told be I'll sue you instead. For revealing your plan to me I again get the last laugh. Thank you for the business.
I wouldn't suggest selling me. They'll be asking for a refund in double, or sue you for mental anguish. One of the two. So in the end, I get the last laugh
Bikini's a horrible (cause I look bad in them)
This calls for something special. PArty at Kittens!
I want cherry ice cream.
