*random joke* a very dangerous criminal escapes from prison and breaks into a house looking for guns and cash. He finds a couple in a bed, he ties the man to a chair and the woman to the bed. he kisses the womans neck, gets up and goes into the bathroom. The husband turns to his wife and says: 'Honey, this guy looks like hes just escaped from prison and he probably hasnt seen a woman for a long time, i saw the way he kissed your neck. Just do whatever he asks you, no matter how revolting it is, be strong darling, i love you.' The wife turns to her husband and says 'He wasnt kissing my neck, he was whispering in my ear, he told me he was gay and he thought you were cute, he asked where the Lub as and i said in the bathroom. be strong honey, i love you too'
