There.
But it's not my fault I wasn't at the meet-up! my mother decided to randomly get married that day, so I had to attend that instead. So since it's her fault I wasn't there, how about you take her instead? Oh, and her new husband.
An after I generously offered to give you £1! That's it, I'm retracting my offer.
Kidnap me please. An then demand a large ransom for me to be returned. I'll keep most of the money, but I'll give you at least £1.
Oh thank you Kitten. I can see your not easily deterred Ultima Shadow!
Perhaps if you sulk there long enough some nosy person will come an say: "What is the matter with you?" You can say: "Mind your own business" They can say: "I was only asking" you can say: "Well don't" They can tut, an then you can tackle them, an throw them to the ground. Then punch them in the face.
Have fun with that Kitten. Ultima, I'm not sure we should make such decisions so rashly!
Great. My sexyness is official!
I was offered the chance to take part in the Miss England contest, if that counts for anything. I don't really however have any proof of that. Will you take it on good faith?
An how should I do that?