I am the Devil, strangely enough! You are the first person to have ever usernoted me, and the below is what it said. I have always remembered this, and thought I'd stop by a plant it in your visitor messages. xD
quin you darling how the devil are you
:D
"Cra Ig!" cried the walrus. "What are you doing to that mongoose???" Cra Ig blushed, because he dun like being caught raping mongeese. "Nothing Walrus Claus!" replied Cra Ig, embarrassedly. "I'm just saying hi." So Cra Ig put the stickey mongoose down, and fled to Europea. Europea is grey. Cra Ig dun like grey so he, in his melly Christmas mood, painted the entire place red and green and sung happiness to the whole world. As he sung, he used his magically anus to suck in all the pollution and other crappy things that hurt the world, thus saving the world from thatnasty global warming lark. MELLY CHRISTMAS, YOU WORLD SAVING ANUS MAN! <3
Cra. Ig.
