Oh. I hadn't thought of it like that.
Because you're twice as important to me. See, it's a compliment.
Then why do you always charge me double?!
My job is to lie there and not complain, nothing more.
It's hardly my fault you look good naked but are a terrible lover.
Typical of your excitement to last one second.
For a second there I got really excited.
It just so happens I was an extra on Firefly as one of his action figurines. I was the dinosaur toy.
Haha I was joking with friends that I would totally be Wash if we had a Firefly party. So yes. Yes, I do.
I bet you wear Hawaiian shirts and sandals every day of the year.