Conversation Between Quindiana Jones and Christmas

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  1. Chimpanzees too clever, so I had to get slugs as well.

    Though, the humans can't be too intelligent if they've found themselves in my cave.
  2. You need chimpanzees in the cave! So that they can translate your primitive language to the other intelligent humans.
  3. You're right, actually. I never thought I'd be the type of person who could be so horrible as to lock people in a basement.

    I promise to do better. I will move these people to a cave like a decent human being.
  4. OMG! It must be a cave! Cave is more manly than a basement!
  5. But it works! I have all these women in my basement that I successfully charmed!
  6. Think you have been doing it wrongly all this while.

    PS: You can use it on a guy too!
  7. Wait, is that now how I'm supposed to be doing it today?
  8. Oh sure. You can get a wife easily by beating a random woman with an oversized stick and dragging her to your cave.
  9. Honestly, I wouldn't complain. World needs a bit of a do over. xD

    Bring back the ancient savagery of the world... at least it's more direct and counterable that today's savagery xD
  10. I may cry so much that they need to rebuild the Noah Ark.
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