Conversation Between Quindiana Jones and Christmas

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  1. We have pints of milk in the UK, too. "Drinka pinta milka day!"

    Yeah, you down?
  2. Usually Pint is associated with beer and you said you quit. I cannot reconcile.

    And a WIFE (preferably human)?
  3. It just moved the pissboy around a bit! The overall name is the same!

    Hell yeah. That's honestly pretty much exactly the plan (minus the straight from nipple bit). Get some chickens, some meat and milk goats, and some pigs.
  4. Your name changed again! I feel like I dun know you anymore!

    Yes, drink milk instead! It is good. Get a cow or a goat in your homestead and drink straight from its nipple!
  5. My various names have broken the character limit of the names history bit of my profile.

    100% alcohol is the devil. I don't really drink anymore. And yes, fully recovered; this all happened 7 years ago!
  6. I only have two forms. Unlike you.

    Alcohol seems to be the cause for some of it. Maybe you should be a milk drinker instead. But on a side note, hope you have recovered!
  7. Holy trout, I couldn't remember your other usernames so I checked your profile. I remember Unknowns! :o

    Tore up half my face in a drunken traffic accident, lost a toenail drunkenly falling over, cut open my thigh accidentally dragging myself over a granite cliff, busted up my shoulder smurfing up a forward roll over a flaming jump rope, tore up my hands getting dragged over barnacled rocks.... you know, the usual.
  8. I am pretty sure there were cases of rape by Psychotic in my earlier usernames.

    Holy crap. What did you do there to accumulate all these injuries?
  9. Lies. I'm still a chaste virgin!

    I just loved the island. So peaceful and nice. I stopped biting my nails the whole time I was there. I collected 37 injuries in 19 days, four severe. It was great.
  10. Which is why you changed!

    Why were you there for three weeks? Thought Phuket or Pattaya would be the places to go.
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