He won't eat you! He'll just force you into gruelling and humiliating manual labour! Which is fine!
I don't want Gargamel to eat me.
Is this the part where we're Smurfs?
Jon Snow = Quin? J=Q? Is this the part where were smurf?
I'd rather be Jon Snow than me, so I think we're back where we started.
I'd rather be Jon Snow's whore than your wife.
Correct. In the realm of incest, my mind is shut off; forbidden; locked without a key. The door is sealed.
You're just close-minded.
The hint is in the description!
D: why, why wouldn't he want to twinscest with me?