I was going to eat it, but I'll be friends with it instead
Sure! It's name is Jared, and you have to be really nice to it, because it's a seriously sensitive cookie.
I can has cookie?
We'll need a big net.
NO! WE ARE GONNA USE NETS!
Don't you mean hijack?
WE CAN KIDNAP AN AIRPLANE!
We'll need some ourselves or we'll fall through too Also, how do we get them high enough? Gravity is a bitch.
Truuue. WE CAN MAKE THEM SHOES OUT OF POOL FLOATIES! :3
They'll need special shoes or they'll just fall through.
