I've only been gone a week!
Well I do declare! It took you long enough you silly boy! *bats eyes*
Let us wed!
... I appreciate you.
I'd be happy to just be appreciated.
You should look into getting paid for that.
Hardly. I do it to just about anybody, whether they ask me to or not.
Pshaw! They must not know how prestigious that is.
I speak for othersw sometimes. It's kinda funny, but they really don't appreciate my hand up their arse.
I speak for myself.