I'm a true wordsmith.
I like how you still managed to keep it similar to the Masons.
I build conspiracies!
So you build stuff?
The Masons.
Ooohh! What are you a member of? PETA? YMCA? A biker gang?
That, and my giant throbbing member.
It must be the accent.
They love every second of it.
And they don't get pissed off that you're collapsing on them?