AND UP TILL NOW YOU STILL CAN'T FIND MY FRIEND WITH THE BIG SWORD, YOU USELESS BUM.
HELLO MISTER DRUNKYMONKEY, MY FRIEND ARMED HIMSELF WITH A BIG SWORD AND RAN OFF TO THE NORTH POLE LOOKING FOR SOMEONE WITH A LONG SWORD. IF YOU SEE HIM, TELL HIM THAT I SLAUGHTERED HIS FAMILY AND HE IS NEXT.
