Originally Posted by Stoned Turtle Dude General It is time, my stoner turtle dude friends, it is time to heed the call and rise up for freedom, let us mark this day and let our enemies know that we have no fear, we have no regrets, today we will rise and claim freedom, once and for all!!!!! GO MY STONER TURTLES GO!!!! TOOO WAAAAAARRRRRRR!!!!!!!!! As much as I'd love to swell your ranks, I have a Church to uphold. This whole "religion" thing frowns upon violence (unless it involves smiting heathen, which we all know I love doing) and besides, I would tip the balance of the war far too much with my powers. I would create storms to engulf your enemies; waste whole legions of your foes with lightning; deafen the opposing armies with thunder. I mean, that would just be cheap. I am sorry to have to refuse the offer, but you have my holy wishes that you will prevail.
Don't worry Stoned Turtle Dude! I still think you're cool.
