"And as the clouds were ripped asunder by the cobalt bolts of lightning, the magical pope, Shiny, appeared before the people. She said to them, Fear Me not, for I am your savior. Bring me the blood of a newborn baby walrus, and all of your burdens shall be lifted. But the villagers could not find a newborn baby walrus, and Shiny, using her esoteric magic pope powers, slayed them all." -Book of EoFF Lore, canto 666
