That poor bellboy. Oh well, that only goes to show that she's not as giving and caring as she wants everypony to think. I almost don't want to corrupt you now. Knowing that your stories are true makes them all the more hilarious~
Unofficially, she's no longer welcome in the palace due to 'er "casual disregard for the health and due treatment of staff." 'parently the bellboy from 'er last trip needed minor surgery to fix 'is lower back after th' twelth time he 'ad to haul 'er luggage fer no reason.
Oh, but you're forgetting about Rarity. I'm sure you and her sister can both vouch for me when I say that she's quite disagreeable. (Although I have to admit, it may have put me at a minor disadvantage to make that cutie mark suggestion when they let me out a second time...)
Luckily fer us Applebloom's grounded indefinitely fer' lightin' fire to the Mayor's Gazebo, while tryin' to earn 'er cutie mark in political assassination. Burnt poor Scootaloos mane clean off when she spilt 'er Cider Molotov. S' good luck gittin Sweetie t' arguin' with 'erself, elsewise you aint goin nowhere fast.
Elements of Harmony or not, I won't stay trapped for long, so long as those fillies that released me last time are on the loose. Remind me to thank them later.
Consarnit! Didn't ah jus help turn you back t' a convenient place fer pigeons t' crap? These here el'ments o' harmony dun seem t' 'ave the same kick t' em lately...
Fluttershy seems mad. I think it must have been something you said. She's finally snapped under the pressure of you and your friends always pointing out her flaws. Instead of constantly criticizing everypony, perhaps you should just tell them what they want to hear once in a while. A bit of honesty can go a long way, but too much accomplishes nothing except driving everypony away from you >=D
