Did you know FFVII also ended world hunger, brought world peace, solved the JonBenet Ramsey murder case, caught Osama Bin Laden, invented the cure for the common cold, reunited North and South Korea, impeached George Dubya (lolz teh son), brought peace to the Middle East, taught the blind to drive, solved the mystery of Stonehenge, created the first robot that'll put on your shoes, divided by zero, saved the whales, became the president of Bhutan, started a galactic UN, solved the mystery of the square root of 2, married the Olsen twins, divorced the Olsen twins, married Eva Longoria, cut through diamonds, defeated God, crushed a mountain using only his elbow, became America's first black woman president, turned water into wine, invented the smiley, divorced Eva Longoria, colonized Neptune, taught cats how to fly, outlawed abortion, climbed Mt. Everest 17 times, carved his face into Mt. Rushmore, completed the Burj Dubai by himself (and then scaling it using only his hands), invented dentures for babies, all while blindfolded?
Rengori beat me.
