Great! If everything checks out you can start on Monday, where you will receive a complimentary basket of mini muffins from the human testing dept. (you probably shouldn't eat them) and your very own Umbrella Corp. umbrella.
SWEET! I specialize in mutagenic viruses! I'll send my resume right away!
Only if you delight in deliciously evil schemes involving mutagenic viruses and all-round zombie mayhem. If this is apparent on your CV/Resume then welcome aboard!
Umbrella Corp.? Can I have a job? I want o have an impact on population control. xD
