YOU'LL DO WHAT HUH THE HIGHEST YOU CAN PUNCH IS MY SHIN
WES, YOU PUT ON THIS DRESS OR I SWEAR TO GOD I'LL --
Sorry, I'm not going to dress up for you. I'm a pimp! Look at my avatar now! I bitch slap princesses. And by princesses I mean prostitutes. And by prostitutes I mean Shlup.
I always knew you were a fairy princess.
You didn't mock me enough in your texts? xD
AHAHAHA, YOU PUNK BITCH.
Yeah... you drank a fair amount pretty quickly. xD At least you managed to stop before getting wasted. Hopefully you can survive the workshops today without feeling too miserable.
In morning hindsight, drinking that much in only two hours was really not a good idea. Derp.
RaistlinxPeegee 4EVA 4LLL!
This is true, Crystal, you are all grown up now. And I can also do what I want by mocking you.
