Oh wow!
Not at all. He had five kids with four different mothers. Let's just say he experimented a bit when he was in the Navy!
Your dad was gay?
I was just curious, that's all! I have never been tempted by sausage. My Dad revealed a few well-buried secrets before he died though!
There is! I didn't know men were your pleasure, though.
Hmmm... if I didn't have the prospect of imminent sex in the coming weeks... I'd already be entering my credit card details. They're a bit freaky looking though. Is there a male version?
Might I direct you here? Realdoll, The World's finest Love Doll
Let's just say my next door neighbour is looking more attractive all the time... ...and he's a seventy year old pensioner with tattoos.
Haha, has it been awhile?
Do you think? We could always go for drinks or something on the third date. I don't want to leave it too long though... my balls are like melons are the minute.