Sorry, just nipped to the shop for some provisions for the party! Yes, a date with a lady! Boys are too much hard work... We're going for tapas in town then a couple of drinks.
Yup, same as every weekend. OOH A DATE? WITH A LADY?
I'm such a smurfing retard
I 'm tickety boo. You are clearly not a boring person, Miss Boobs! Just finished teaching for the summer holidays and I'm off to my cousin's house party tonight as he's moving to Australia. Then I'm off on a date tomorrow night so I'm hoping to not get led astray with booze by my family tonight! Are you working this weekend?
I'm alive, you know. But I'm a really boring person, so I have nothing to tell you. How have you been?
Boobs/Sam/Miss Jellybabies. How the hell are you?
danny
No worries, you are forgiven! What did you go and watch?
Sorry, I was at the movies when you messaged me?
It means as needed. So like, if someone called in sick, I'd cover their shift.