Heh. xD
Oh, she hasn't left me (yet). She thinks my addiction is cute, which is a good thing, but that doesn't stop her from cutting me off from certain activities if I don't pay enough attention to her. She's so selfish.
...Ouch. I'm sorry man. I've lost a girl due to RuneScape. (LOL I KNOW)
You play too much your SO doesn't want to have sex with you any more.
How does that work? :o
Disgaea took my first born daughter from me and I didn't even know it.
Exactly what I was thinking. Good job!