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That was so beautiful that it brought a tear to my eye.
THERE'S THIS GIRL I KNOW AND HER NAME IS SAAAAAAAAAAM. SHE'S PROBABLY GOOD AT COOKIN' AND HER BOOBS ARE PROBABLY BANGIN', BUT I WOULDN'T KNOW 'CAUSE I'VE NEVER ACTUALLY MET HEEEEEERRRRRRR. OHHHHH SAM IS SO HOT AND NICE AND ALL THAT JUNK AND MAN I WISH SHE'D SEND ME SOME DAMN CUPCAKES ONCE IN A WHIIIIIILE. OH YEAAAAAAAAAAAH. And that, Dear Sammy, is the song I wrote for you.