Can you what? Have a kiss or have a tea bag? After much soul-searching... I have agreed that you can have both.
CAN I DANNY CAN I
Ahh... now it makes sense! That picture was a one-off! Everyone experiments now and again. As you can probably tell by my reaction, kissing boys is not something I enjoy!
Also, that picture you posted says otherwise.
NO YOU'RE TEABAGGING HER You ask her IF SHE WANTS A TEABAG
I wouldn't want to be teabagged by anyone to be honest...
No no no That's the pickup line YOU use.
If I led with my boner I'd be arrested. That would work on me!
My pickup lines were great. ;-; That always works. The best way is to just lead with your boner. "We're English, love. Need a teabag?"
That is absolutely fine. They were all terrible anyway. I'll resort to my usual tactic of staring at them creepily for hours from the other side of the bar.