I'm out. I can't make any more up. :P
"If my right leg was Christmas and my left leg was Easter, how would you feel about spending some time between the holidays?"
"I'd like to take you on on a rollercoaster. I like your curves."
The 'falling from heaven' lines are so lame. "Did it Hurt?" "What?" "When you fell from Heaven?" *Vomits on her own feet* Less of the old! Age is merely a number. I tend to think more in terms of Final Fantasy style 'experience points'.
"Oh my god, get this woman to an emergency room!" "What?" "That fall from Heaven must've hurt!" You old man.
Oh yeah... my memory must be going in my old age. It is a pretty disgusting one. How about... "Is that a mirror in your pocket? Because I can see myself in your pants tonight."
I thought I told you I wasn't doing it now? :P So, non-existent. And yeah, haha, the last thing a guy wants to hear is that the girl he's having sex ith has a yeast infection. :P
It was actually a girl who told me! She has been single longer than me so I think we can assume this approcah doesn't actually work. How was your three hour shift today?
I bet your friend gets laid all the time.
That is so gross.