Conversation Between Jinx and Bubba

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  1. I said "technique" not "lines"!

    My friend told me the best one...

    Boy: "I'm like Marmite/Vegemite."
    Girl: "Why is that? Because people either love you or hate you?"
    Boy: "No. Because if you let me near your lady parts you'll get a yeast infection."
  2. "Hey, baby. Did you know I'm a lifeguard? Yeah, I carry my floatation device in my pants."

    etc etc
  3. Yes... well. I don't usually have that look of horror on my face when kissing someone. I was telling everyone that I wanted a birthday kiss.

    I should definitely brush up on my chat-up technique to avoid resorting to that.
  4. SO THAT KISS EH?
  5. Uh huh.
  6. Well you either pay £1.50 for a can or £3.80 for a pint which has only slightly more in it...

    I suppose buying the pints would've meant we wouldn't have been ridiculously drunk.
  7. x) okay, if you say so
  8. The canned beer was on offer!
  9. blahblahblah
  10. I'm already online!
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