I said "technique" not "lines"! My friend told me the best one... Boy: "I'm like Marmite/Vegemite." Girl: "Why is that? Because people either love you or hate you?" Boy: "No. Because if you let me near your lady parts you'll get a yeast infection."
"Hey, baby. Did you know I'm a lifeguard? Yeah, I carry my floatation device in my pants." etc etc
Yes... well. I don't usually have that look of horror on my face when kissing someone. I was telling everyone that I wanted a birthday kiss. I should definitely brush up on my chat-up technique to avoid resorting to that.
SO THAT KISS EH?
Uh huh.
Well you either pay £1.50 for a can or £3.80 for a pint which has only slightly more in it... I suppose buying the pints would've meant we wouldn't have been ridiculously drunk.
x) okay, if you say so
The canned beer was on offer!
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I'm already online!