WHY ARE YOU NOT MSNING?
Oh, marry me.
How English would you like me to be? You wouldn't want me to be Enid Blyton English surely?! Oh spiffing, more ginger ale! I wonder if those chaps from Cottage Farm would care to partake in a glass? We could maybe challenge the ruffians to a friendly game of cricket? That would be delightful!
Keep using English idioms, it's only charming me a little.
That sounds awesome! Crumpets are a given, my dear. I have crumpets most mornings for breakfast. Wow! Dog central! I wish I could have a dog but there was no-one in my house during the day... and I work six days a week. It wouldnt be fair on them. Cat's are a little bit less hassle... except last night when I came home to fing two big gobs of cat sick on my front room rug.
Last weekend my mom made strawberry scones with fresh strawberries. Holy smurf. They were the most amazing thing I'd ever tasted. Don't forget to bring the crumpets! His name is Buddy. I also have a schnauzer named Twister, and a mutt named Cookie.
Ha, brilliant. What's your chihuahua called? You are more than welcome to come and have tea in my garden! I will arrange a selection of cakes and scones to accompany your hot drink
My chihuahua bites the bees we have. Let me come have tea in your garden with you.
I approve... that is very civilized behaviour. I was doing the same thing on Monday whilst my cat was attacking the bees in one of my flower beds... Her behaviour was NOT civilized.
My mom and I drink tea out in our garden. :3