I can't stay mad at you, Sam.
Oh, Julian. I just love you.
Of course you are. You're Mexican.
D'awwww, aren't you just the sweetest thing ever. <3 Now come visit me. Haha, that sounds pretty nice. I don't think I'll get drunk though; I'm poor.
You're the only reason I'd ever go to California! <3 And okay. You guys can both drunk dial me, how about that?
D'awww, you almost had me going there for a second. I'll just have you know that I would have been heartbroken when I didn't see you if I had believed you. Hmm, maybe! I'll see what's up with Phil later, I think we're going out for happy hour.
What you're forgetting is I don't hate you. Go look outside. Nah, I'm just bored up in here and wanted to see if you wanted to call tonight!
You hate California. Why would you be here?
Didn't you know I'm in California?