omg this one time, i saw a pink cow! this farmer had asked this girl to marry him on valentines day by shaving 'will you marry me' into a cow and dying the cows fur pink! it was cuuuuute
PURPLE COW RULES ALL!!
but i'm sorry, your cow pwns you all.
Why yes, my accent IS sexy. And... uhh... birds are cool!?
umm...birds? -points-
yer sexy voice!
YES! ...uhh... what are we talking about?!
lol IT DOESNT MATTAA! wait wut?
YES! EXCEPT THEY ARE FAR FROM HOLY!
HOLY JUMPING APES!
