My friend, you simply can't underestimate the severe ramifications of a winter mittens problem! Now if it were a winter pants problem that would be a different story altogether.....
Screw the winter mittens, I think there could be a shortage of pants coming up! With the world economy going the way its going, it is clear that world leaders are going to shut down pants factorys around the world!
No way dude, emo kids cut themselves, not their wife and daughter!
Pfft, Kratos is all like... emo and stuff...
Man, a Kiwi next to my name would be sweet. I'd like something totally rad, like a shuriken or something though.
OHHHH! I see it now!
A stawberry? Or a kiwi?
You can have two kiwi birds if you like. I'm not going to jail for giving away our endangered national icon though!
Can you send ME a kiwi bird?
... Well played
