Blame all the people who have pissed me off over the years. I have so much hate and anger inside me I take it out on those I love.
You're an abusive lover :*(
I do it out of love?
Your going to have to explain why you're being a complete c*** to me these days
And guess what? I learned a new ability. *Uses Completely smurf him up on Captain Maxx Power"
Holy shizz, Cracker is evolving Cracker evolved into NeoCracker!
Welcome to Costco, I love you
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