Dear DocFrance, Recently, I've been finding genital warts on a friend that I am interested in. I still like her very much, but how do I break it to her that the gee dubyas aren't my thing? It should be noted that while I've seen her naked, she doesn't know this. Please help! In desperate need, P. Thomas
A note for the good doctor. (Insert HOOTER-ish remark here)
