I see what you are attempting! You really are the cleverest being around.
I'm flattered, but confused. I was certain I never make clever remarks, and I'm curious to hear some examples. When you equate yourself to a troglodyte with an extra chromosome you don't expect to hear, "You're funny." More, "You're funny looking."
Is it weird of me not to be entirely discouraged and disturbed by some of the phrases you choose to use? They're decidedly brilliant, really.