Missed it. Sorry about that, I was asleep. You know how it is.
Quick! Go to chat and vote for my Misfits pumpkin!
Alive is such a precise term. I'm on this forum, so probably not.
Still alive?
When I got my cougar partner I took her to mcdonalds because I knew she was the one. We stared at each other past our mcmuffins and made love in the toilets. I'd recommend you go to KFC though so you can use a chicken leg to cover yourself in grease and then use it as a potential tool for penetration. Value for money right there.
I can't go out immediately. Taming the wile cougar takes forethought and planning. I'll have to go buy some gold chains, marinate in cologne for 8 hours, and show up in my new Audi.
Attaboy. Now put on your Reebok classics and go gettem!
You know I'll take any excuse to bust out my Adidas and sweet jogging suit.
Take her out. Go on. Wear your best tracksuit.
No, she just leaned in and told me her phone number (like I'm going to remember :/ ) and then strolled off. Of course my friend was sitting right beside me, so she memorized the number and has taken great pleasure in reminding me of what it is at every opportunity.
