I heard the make-up Kefka uses is tested on puppies and kittens.
Aww man, did you hear about Cloud Strife? There's a huge rumour going around that he perms his leg hairs.
The third time? smurf beans. I'm sure I have nothing meaningful or insightful to add, but if you need some one to vent at over it I'd be happy to lend an ear. Sorry man.
You got the last reference, so the "Guess the Reference" thread is waiting on your puzzle. DDOOOO EEETTT.