Could just call mercy and then we'll make love.
Cool story, bro. I don't know what you want from me, but I have to top the stupid blog.
It took me ten minutes to do the blog. Don't push me too far, bro. (I never say bro in real life you're rubbing off on me)
Think of something awesome to do in retaliation.
Yeah I'll give you that. What're u gunna do about it doe!?!?
You're a cock.
Thank you. I'm sure yours is also a finely sculpted piece. Hope you like the new tumblr entry btw.
I like your ass.
I was up all night waiting and I cried a couple of times. Also I'll be honest part of it is that I'm a grumpy and unlikeable ass.
You have an odd way of showing it. Also, I would hate to see what would happen if you hated me. Goddammit, I did it again. Were you wondering what was taking so long? xD Also, you Brits and your humor.