Hello!
It's your birthday? Happy Birthday! Have a cake. Now come back to EoFF.
I love you.
Weed cookies it is. I mean, what?
I don't know... weed? That would be lovely though.
Double chocolate chip. What else?
Maybe. What kind?
Well... How 'bout I bake some cookies to make it up to you.
No, my heart has already been stomped. I can't go back to living with it un-stomped.
Fine, you figured me out. I am the Heart-Stomperonner. Are you happy now?