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It all makes sense now

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Raistlin
, 10-09-2010 at 06:44 PM (2086 Views)
A while ago, the Insane Clown Posse released a song called "Miracles," which, as far as anyone could tell, was a tribute to being a complete smurfing retard. But now ICP is explaining the song, and also their views of religion and science. No surprise that they are staunch god-believers.

When asked whether they anticipated the negative reaction to "Miracles":

"No," sighs Violent J. "I figured most people would say, 'Wow, I didn't know Insane Clown Posse could be deep like that.'"
Ahahaha, the only surprising part is he could say that with a straight face. But wait, it gets better:

"Ah!" I gesticulate. "If you're explaining to your five-year-old son what fog is, then why do you not want to meet scientists? Because they're just like you, explaining things to people…"

"Well," Violent J says, "science is… we don't really… that's like…" He pauses. Then he waves his hands as if to say, "OK, an analogy": "If you're trying to smurf a girl, but her mom's home, smurf her mom! You understand? You want to smurf the girl, but her mom's home? smurf the mom. See?"
I take back everything bad I've said about ICP. These men are clearly geniuses.
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  1. Bunny's Avatar
    My brain is crying.
  2. Clo's Avatar
    smurf the mom! Oh! It's all so clear now.
  3. Raistlin's Avatar
    "smurf the mom" is the best random answer to anything ever.
  4. NorthernChaosGod's Avatar
    smurf the mom, clearly the answer to all life's questions.
  5. Shlup's Avatar
    That was far, far worse than I anticipated upon reading your opening paragraph. I don't think I've ever been rendered quite this speechless.
  6. Yeargdribble's Avatar
    My brain is now full of f**k. Thanks...
  7. Mr Twisticles's Avatar
    I smurfing love ICP. :')
    Their words of wisdom never cease to amaze.
  8. Raistlin's Avatar
    Shlup: speechless in awe at the utter brilliance, right?
  9. Raistlin's Avatar
    I think I've read the "smurf the mom" quote at least 20 times now, and it still makes me laugh.
  10. Yeargdribble's Avatar
    YouTube - Insane Clown Posse: not fans of ZJ

    So on topic.
  11. Peegee's Avatar
    :D
    I can't tell what you are doing in your post, but i stopped caring about ICP after um...turning 20 (which is far older than you'd expect but whatever). So when I found out about miracles I was pretty shocked but intrigued. Then I realized it was a marketing ploy (likely) and went on my merry way.

    ps: old news
  12. Raistlin's Avatar
    What do you mean you can't tell what I'm doing? We're laughing at a mind-bogglingly random and stupid statements. I doubt it was a market plot; I think they really are this dumb.

    And an interview which came out the day I made this entry is not old news.
  13. Shiny's Avatar
    smurfing miracles how do they work