Criminally Vulgar

I have a gummy nose and a grizzly belly so I thought that today I should get about and do some easy exercise. I have chronicled the things that happened to me:

1) I saw a dead bird on the road that was all splattered - it was more poorly than I was. This reminded me that there are lots of creatures that are way more ill than I am and that I should count myself very lucky. It was sad to see its eyes not moving, but I bet it's happy now.

2) A woman and a young male were playing football in the park. This made me a bit happy because it's good that two people from different age groups can get together and have fun. I just hope they were mother & son and there was nothing nasty about it.

3) People can be smiley and we shouldn't always be scared of each other.

4) Walking around for ages can make you feel really good.

Sheep do this all the time and now I know why they're so happy.