Red Mage Coffman

Just chilling in the computer lab with my friend Lucy. Yeah, she told me to shut my whore mouth. So, I decided to just try my hand at this. Anyways. She is laughing. Right now. just laughing. As I type more she laughs more. wtf Lucy. Wtf the smurf smurf duck. Lucy is just silly... done now. I'll be super serious later, when she isn't around being stupid. My friend Hannah is freaking out about dinosaurs. Yeah, she loves those things. It really is adorable. My friend Kristen is just being all quite and boring. I'm gonna tell her to stop being quite and boring. I just did. Hopefully, that'll fix her. Lucy is injecting me with lead. Ugh... I'm dying... NO....