To plume up my will in double knavery

Heckle heckle heckle! OH LORDY! That was bad! (is that how it goes?)

Uh, no, I have skill

We're due for a "smurf the swear filter" thread. There was one in the CK comp, but that wasn't one where the staff could post.

I'm sure you could think of something else, too. The 30 FFXIII forums? The number of style sets rapidly approaching FG-level? The FFXII forum description not having even a mention of chainsaws? There's plenty of ammo, you just have to have the will.

All of those are pretty contrived.

The chainsaw thing is pretty important.

Do me a favor and complain how we need more editors.

That sounds like a pretty good way of volunteering to be an editor. No dice.

I agree, do the favor and complain about more editors

Not gonna happen. Do your own dirty work!