To plume up my will in double knavery

Here's what I'd love to see happen in WILTY?:

1) I come in as a player. One of my opponents gets hit with a lie I wrote. I get to say "$presenterName, you scun, I wrote that lie. Roll another."

2) Someone without a racist bone in their body pulls "I am deathly afraid of black people." Bonus points if the contestant in question is black.

Obviously, 2) is not going to happen in the game I present, since I posted it now and therefore cannot use it.