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Ultima Shadow

Terribly bad joke of the week.

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At the hospital: a doctor and a female patient...

Doc: "Hmm, well... it looks like you'll soon have more than one mouth to feed."

Patient: "R-really, doc? Are you saying that...?"

Doc: "...Yup, you've got pinworms!"

...but wait! Here comes the funny part:

Patient: "What? Then... what should I do?"

Doc: "Well, you can borrow my umbrella!"







...I need to find a better use for this blog-feature. Like.. seriously.
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  1. Peegee's Avatar
    But I liked the joke!
  2. Shlup's Avatar
    There is no better use of the blog feature. Best post ever!
  3. Bunny's Avatar
    You should all be ashamed of yourselves.
  4. Shlup's Avatar
    I am.

    Every day.
  5. Raistlin's Avatar
    I approve of anti-jokes.
  6. Ultima Shadow's Avatar

    Construction worker on the 5th floor of a building needed a handsaw. So he spots another worker on the ground floor and yells down to him, but he can't hear him. So the worker on the 5th floor tries sign language.

    He pointed to his eye meaning "I", pointed to his knee meaning "need", then moved his hand back and forth in a hand saw motion.

    The man on the ground floor nods his head, pulls down his pants, whips out his chop and starts masturbating.

    The worker on 5th floor gets so pissed off that he runs all the way down to the ground floor and says: "What the smurf is your problem!? I said I needed a hand saw!"

    The other guy replies: "I knew that! I was just trying to tell you - I'm coming!"
  7. Christmas's Avatar
    Too many "....." spoils everything!