To plume up my will in double knavery

I quite like it. It's a challenge; heckle the thread whilst fooling everybody your intentions are genuine. I've been doing it for years now.

I will occasionally do it anyway. I don't get called out for it for some reason.

well well well

looks like we have ourselves a couple of perps.

UH UHHH UHHH I MEANT THAT UHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH'

I am the model poster.

"just get over it!"

rub some dirt in it

Don't go in there.