Peegee

:D
[url]http://governmentisgood.com/articles.php?aid=1[/url]

[I]6:30 a.m. You are awakened by your clock radio. You know it is actually 6:30 because the National Institute of Standards and Technology keeps the official time. And you can listen to your favorite radio station only because the Federal Communications Commission brings organization and coherence to our vast telecommunications system. It ensures, for example, that radio stations do not overlap and that stations signals are not interfered with by the numerous other devices – cell phones, satellite television, wireless computers, etc. – whose signals crowd our nation’s airwaves.[/I]

Hmm... It's 6:30 because the government says so. If it wasn't for government it would be 3:15. Makes perfect sense.

The rest of the article...nay, the webpage is a complete joke as well.