I wonder how much booze I have to drink and at what rate to get past the point of alcohol poisoning straight into death?
Far more than you'll ever drink in one sitting, I certainly hope.
I wouldn't want to find out.
Today was not a good day for me.
My chest hurts.
Holy trout, I am smurfing gone.
The answer is always "Just one more". But seriously, though, don't even try, man.
It's a lot less than you'd think, but it's a lot more than you'd probably want to drink in the first place. Also, have some tacos. Tacos make everything better.